I flew to Anchorage and boy are my arms tired…
It was a good trip aside from being trapped in a middle seat. My back is still sore this morning but I am excited about starting my new job today!
Pictures to be posted soon-ish…
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Time flies and so do I…
Well this is it… my last night in Florida and the south of the US in general. No more zip code that begins with a 3!!!!
I am excited about this trip and starting my new job. For those who don’t know, I will be on a little island at the west end of the Aleutians.
While I am there, maybe its time to get evil in the cold…Evil has so much going for it. Evil fights dirty. Evil gets to wear black, which is slimming, which is good since it comes with cookies.
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North… to Alaska!
That’s right! The Lawful Ghoul is heading north and very west!
Change of job and it is time to move again. This time to the harsh climate of the bearing sea. No, not to be on a crab boat, but on a tiny island way out at the end of the Aleutians! At least I will be far away from the banjos and zombies!
I will use this as a place to update my exploits. I am not a fan of FaceBook, so there will not be any going back there.
LG
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Wurm Attack
Hundreds of c
hildren were in tears today after witnessing a devastating Angry Wurm attack that involved the famous 7-foot yellow bird from Sesame Street, Big Bird. 
The sound of a cheerful song of “La La La” was cut short as an Angry Wurm took out Mr. Hooper’s store and initiated the mating dance with Big Bird. Onlookers watched helplessly as the estimated 45 foot long giant assaulted their beloved Bird. Bird’s bright yellow plumage apparently confused the Wurm into thinking it was a female of its own kind. After several unsuccessful attempts to mate with its significantly smaller partner, the Wurm finally lost interest and left a mangled Big Bird, barely conscious and in shock, lying on the Street. As veterinarians arrived on the scene, Big Bird’s cries of ‘What was he trying to do Gordon?” were left unanswered by the stunned witnesses, and Bird was loaded into the ambulance.
Big Bird’s closest companion, Mr. Snuffleupagus, expressed great regret for his friend over the harrowing incident. “if anyone touches you in a way you don’t like, you should always tell a grown up right away!” He told reporters, “But if the whole town is watching already I guess there’s really no point.”
Surprisingly enough, Snuffleupagas was later spotted near the scene of the crime after painting himself a bright yellow. He denied any implications that he had been trying to attract the Angry Wurm. “I’m not. In fact I’m not even Snuffleupagus. I’m only make believe.”
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Angry Wurm Mating season is upon us…
Stay tuned for news updates on Angry Wurm attacks… we will keep you posted!
Angry Wurm mating season is between May and September. During those months, we must be aware of the color yellow around us. Female Worms turn entirely yellow during mating season, in hues ranging from lemon yellow to orange-gold. Scientists believe the bright color is to make them easier for the males to spot, since Wurms’ eyesight is, for the most part, quite poor. In any case, because of this poor eyesight, large yellow objects tend to attract unwanted affection from these love-struck giants.
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Of Ponderings…
All things considered, we are immortal until we die…but who is the Lawful Ghoul?
There is a little Lawful Ghoul in all of us. It is that part of our souls that we must reach and embrace before we should even attempt the Lawful Ghoul quest. Do not fear your ghoul; your ghoul is a reflection of you. The inability to accept your own ghoul can be an indication of feelings of isolation and inadequacies. Your psyche may only be allow brief glimpses of your inner ghoul from time to time; do not be discouraged! It is your subconscious’ way of protecting you from the awesome and potentially devastating power that is the Ghoul. Now is the time to journey into the recesses of your own soul and face your inner Ghoul head on!
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